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Jesus and flash

2007-08-28 21:29:20 by Jamrock

Im going to make a game where you are jesus and you beat up sinners. I hope you guys like it.

It goes out to all my jeebus luvin niggz in Compton.


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Sir-S-Of-TURBOSir-S-Of-TURBO

2007-09-09 12:55:42

AHARHAHRAHAHRHARHHARHAHRHARHARHAHR YOURE THAT GUY THAT SUCKS!!!!!!!
XD

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blamkittyblamkitty

2007-09-09 14:32:52

Hey you're that big noob on NG!
I suck worser than you lol.


the-duncethe-dunce

2007-09-24 17:51:50

Are you going to make it by telling flash what to animate?


sandypawsandypaw

2007-09-30 17:26:16

You need to get laid... HARD


Russ3llRuss3ll

2007-10-03 04:05:23

You are so famous on this site, or your thread at least.


mercmercmercmerc

2007-10-10 23:04:41

want me to help?

var jesus='man with long beard and robes'
var robes='cloth'
var beard='hair'

var sinners='enemies, they do bad things'
if(jesus hits a sinner){
add a point;
}

There..shouldn't be much else to do. good luck you fucking idiot.


FreekCFreekC

2007-10-11 04:43:26

ahahahahaha youre that kid.


condawgcondawg

2007-10-13 22:36:51

Here's an animation I made for you.
Enjoy <3

actionscript(load_movie)
if(user==you){
display"lawl ur epic lolol"
}
else{
THERE IS NO ELSE!!

}

if(thatupthere==true){ display "bart simpson" textbubble="EAT MY DICK" }


RudyRudy

2007-10-29 23:51:45

I'm sure it'll look amazing.


kidray76kidray76

2007-11-09 16:50:50

This is the funniest userpage I've ever seen. I can't stop laughing at all the posts.


hashbrownhashbrown

2008-01-24 19:19:42

i love how precisely the comments on this news post portrays how idiotic newgrounders are


BluemidgetguyBluemidgetguy

2008-01-24 19:23:15

So what kind of action script will you use?


JUSTIN-BAILEYJUSTIN-BAILEY

2008-02-12 17:44:39

All your flash are belong to us.


gamerpeepinpagamerpeepinpa

2008-02-15 18:23:03

At least you finally figured out how to make a flash. =|


kidray76kidray76

2008-03-10 10:03:44

LUIS


BigFuzzyKittenBigFuzzyKitten

2008-05-17 01:08:26

< 3


Mr-CoffeeMr-Coffee

2008-08-17 22:36:05

Aha! I found you! You're the super noob! Oh man, I'm totally stoked.


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2008-09-23 17:10:20

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NOOB!!!!!!!


xTOXICxEMPIRExTOXICxEMPIRE

2008-09-26 07:41:41

So wait, what actionscript will you use to animate this?


GasleakGasleak

2008-09-27 03:20:00

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1 85946

Have fun with that, I should get back to that time machine flash I am making here's what I got so far

setscript "Some Guy makes a time machine and travells 200 years forward in time to watch Tanks On Rampage only to find out that Jamrock still can't get actionscript to work";


ChandelierChandelier

2008-10-03 13:08:41

setscript "you control jesus and beat up sinners. press arrow keys to move and click to attack"

jesus "a man with some beard"
sinner "random man"
makeSinners();

startGame();


GodgeGodge

2008-10-26 08:36:06

Dude you suck.